Sunday, July 10, 2011
"Today Is The 10th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin. First time I have never been in the Ville enhanced before.. Enhanced is a much better word than drunk. Do you not agree. Well let me tell you I am pretty fuckin drunk. Ha!! I forgot that I am remote. I am not even in the Ville and if I get the least little bit out of hand I am done.. Down Ripka to Butchies house, who won't open the door, and then what sleep down the rocks.. OK I ain't getting into the where withals of where I have or have not slept. To Have Or Have Not, one of my favorite Ernest Hemingway Novels, but if you want to read the best. "The Sun Also Rises." one great read by one great writer. Yo, I gotta go, I have no idea what the fuck I am talking about. That is what I love about being enhanced. A drunk could never do this and remember that he did it.. I don't remember doing TAPS. Took me fourteen keys to find the T for TAPS. I am outta here...I was just ready too do TAPS again and Strebor said you already did TAPS, but she don't think I am fucked up. I don't get it, I am wasted. Good Morning, have a great day and see you tomorrow. TAPS...................................
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Hi did anybody see that post because I don't know who the hell hacked into the Ville. I will track this malcontent down and justice will be swift... Take over Plain I am fucked up...
OMG Simple brought his spider with him. Walked into a giant web; came in the house and lo and behold the biggest dam spider that I have seen in a long time was on my purse. We both screamed kill it; I hope the next time he stays here he leaves the critters in the Ville. I don't know what kind of post he did; it was a good morning and taps and very confusing but I'm sure our crazy-assed citizens will understand it. Yawns, signs off.
Well, I wanted to see how many people pay attention the answer is none because mmmmmmmm Simple you put Today is the 9th Day of June Yesterday. And if I am Not mistaken I do belive it is July.Then you have the balls to correct me saying i did'nt mention there has to be 31Days In the month to have % Fridays , Sat , Sun and I so did it's on line 6 and I also added the Month has to start on a Friday in order for it to have 5 Fridays , Sat , and Sun. I know you are prolly still on remote One of those wi's I guess so When I get a wi-sponce from you it will be wi -Tarted, and since you don't know what Month it is you better go to wi-Hab smirks and walks away
Plain you confuses me - Simple's post on my computer says July 10th.
Wonders and walks away.
Hey Plain, still a little woozy, but I believe this date says July, but then again I don't know that for sure. I do know that there are 6 VODKADAYS in July of 2077. I am going to throw a big party, as for correcting you, are you out of your fucking mind. The United States Marine Corps couldn' correct you and you think for one moment I would try. I will tell you this much, our Ville is No. 1 set up on West Coast time, you think we would have changed that by now. I also know I don't know why I said 31 when it was already on 31, and once again Plain you were right. I think. Plain it looks to me if we just had to deal with dates and time, people would not be able to understand our blog. Do you agree with that assesment. Yo, I'm down Strebors, take a ride down if you ain't doing nothing today, and I'll show you ways to check out the Ville. I got my cell phone with me 609-923-7623. Strebor doesn't know it yet but I encroached on her turf. Fuckin spider again last night. She said I brought it with me.. Give me a call..
Strebor Strebor dont let Simple rub off on you . he has that effect on people.I said yesterdays Post said JUne 9th. And of course he brought that spider with him. Just thank God he dint bring Splat and Blat always look out before opening the door!!!!
I am not enhanced but it looks like to moi you have the date right. Plain is fucking with you semi-enhanced brain. But he will get to do it 5 times in July so be ready. Also WTF you put your cell phone number on here for all the crazies to see. Be careful of the backlash. Plain will hook you up with a "Talk to Me I Love You" Porn site and then you are dead. Have a good day and get home safe.
Plain, once again I apologizes. And, Blat & Slat will never set foot in Streborville.
No Need to appoligize Strebor. Simply put it was a Simple mistake.At least he got the year right so I give him Credit.
MMMMM Jim what is the number to the"Talk to me I love you" Porn site ?I know a friend of a Friend that is lonley.Oh and do they accept collect calls ,Or can I charge it to this new number of mine 609-923-7623
Charge it Plain, just record it for my records. OK I am now changing my phone number to its original number.
1-800-kinky-ernies. For women only. You are not in on this one Plain, I am going to make millions. Gotta go there is the phone ringing.
Damn it Simple I called that Number 1 -800-Kinky -Ernies and a volkswagon Beetle pulled up to my house and 9 Clowns got out. I wouldn't let them in because i'm affraid of clowns and there in my yard doing a strip tease and honking those ClaraBell horns.I'm going out there and giving them 500 and sending them to the Ville. I drew a map to the pine Barrons.......oh bte good luck.
Wore down, tired of all these phone calls. I gotta change my number. Still in the Yunk I think. More Smirnoff Ice today. I am starting too think I am a drunkard. Maybe a sot or a boozer. I know I am something. I just haven't figured me out yet. I gotta get back to the Ville tomorrow. Well maybe as I am on vacation day..Once again I think therfore I am..I am I said, to no one there and no one heard at all not even the chair I am I cried I am said I.. Will somebody answer that fuckin phone. I am in the middle of a Neil Diamond tune. Where was I?? I can't answer that right now because I have been too a lot of places. OK Simple shut the fuck up and call TAPS... "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS
Hey ever since that witch scare ain't ending a day on 13 comments. Soooooooooooo as my head just hit the computer. Where was I?? I can't answer that right now as I have been too a lot of places.. Wait, wait, wait, I did all this. Please everybody come back. Yo don't leave I'll think of something funny.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ What do you want Strebor?? What are you doing in the Ville? Simple you are remote and you are sleeping on my computer. SO. So, go the hell to bed..Hey don't get huffy with me I swear I'll leave Thursday.. Alright I'm going."Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS......
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