Mornin, Damn Plain, I thought I wrote those last two post. Your starting too sound like me. Throws up my hands and walks through the trash..What can I say that I haven't already said about what I think of the verdict and the system.. They both fucking stink..
When I was talking about Holidays as they pertain too the Ville, I was trying to project what will go on, that is pretty hard too do around here. We only started building in the middle of February, so we never really were dealing with long weekends and really any Holiday Weekends. I think on those types of weekends, any citizen can jump in and help me and Plain, believe me as you all know we need it. I say I am remote, but in a lot of cases I am airborne.. I got a pack on my back and I am gone. I promise I will always do my best to tune into the Ville, sometimes remoteness and VODKA prohibit that, this is the way we will carry on. I don't think it is a bad thing, I just think it is the abnormal progression of a place in The Pine Barrens that came out of the Sixties, as is being rebuilt by guys whose names are Plain and Simple, there are a few loyal citizens that don't live here, they have orange cards, there are some residents. Simple is a resident, that is me, I live in a bunker I should live in a tree.. Plain is a non-resident, who just rides through here on occasion on some kind of tricycle and all kinds of weird clothing, and I'll say this real low. Did you ever notice he only comes flying through here at night. I always thought he had a little vampire in him. We do have some other residents, here we go.. Yes let me introduce them. Billy The Goat, he is a real goat, he is an alcoholic, I drank with him in the Pines back in the 70's that is why he only has that one horn, he fell off the end of the bar and broke the other one, believe it or not it is a true story.. We have a mascot one Super Sam Squirrel. I asked a question one day about if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there does it make a sound. It is an age old philosophical question, and we decided that Sammy and his family lived in that tree and Sam said your fucking right it made a sound as it flung me across the fucking forest. We have Greeny the annoying Parrot, I said he or she was from Key West when in actuality Greeney was from the Green Parrot a restaurant on Ridge Ave. during the 50's and 60's Plain brought this annoying ARKING bastard back into my life. I hate this fucking parrot.. We have two Slavs Blat and Slat who run around half naked. I imported them from somewhere in Slovakia, so as too try and teach them this fucked up language, it is not working and they are not going anywhere. Last but not least we have a Mere Kat, yes his name is Mere, he walks around up on his toes all day twisting his head like something from the exorcist, and screaming or singing Hatoona Matada, Simple. Well there you have it, Rome wasn't built in a day and neither was the Ville. We will add on a few more residents as we move along, maybe some more commenters, maybe not. I know one thing. We are going to have a good time.. If you can think of anything or anyway to improve the Ville throw it out there. I will ask Blat and Slat what they think..
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Improve the ville? The reminiscing is always fun; commentary on current events or past events is always interesting; and the non-sensical happenings are just plain and simple entertaining! Bringing a smile to someone or just laughing out loud is music to the soul. Sometimes we may disagree but the ville is a free country where you are allowed to have you own opinion. Soooooo long live the ville! Applauds, smiles and signs off for now.
Totally agree....No rules except just have fun. Jump in and enjoy the experience. The Ville is here for you to express your feelings or comment on the posts. No body will bite............well maybe a couple of Simples crew but come on in.
Plain and Simply put the Ville moves on. You know the only thing that really resembles a building in this place, is that old hamburger joint up the street. The lights are all out, and the place has a grey sheen all about it. The parking lot is still there, and I can still see big letters saying BUR E V LLE. Looks like Burgerville, but some letters are missing. I am going to get the critters to help me clean up the parking lot and get the smoke off these big ass windows and see what went on inside this place. Looks like something that was built in the late 50's early 60's you know like a hang out for teen agers of that era, I think I saw an old juke box in there, and some old white (now grey) aprons and hats, laying on the floor. I am going to break into this place and try and put it back together. Should be a fun and interesting job. Can you imagine the characters out of the 50's and 60's that would have hung around a place like this. I'll bet the music was awesome and man, can you imagine the cars that were parked here. This could get interesting.
BACSL will love it! Me too!
well said Strebor And Finn McCool, thats what the ville is all about you can rant and rave and get all your frustrations out, and no one will think the worst of ya.We can laugh and cry and agree to disagree! i think thats what America is about. Except for those liberals Sob's in the Out House, smirks and walks away.
I told the critters about my renovation plans, they say sometimes on a foggy night here at the Ville if you walk down that road through the fog. There are more buildings around than that old hamburger place. I don't know what they are talking about. You know they are always tippin them bottles. I know one thing for sure the next foggy night, I am taking a walk down that wooded path and see for myself. Meer told me there was like a big park across the road and there were benches and hundreds of kids playing all sorts of games. I told him he was crazy. He said Hatoona Matada Simple, and real low I thought I heard fuck you.. I gotta check this out.
Kids playing games, benches? This ranks with insanity, Ranks ?????1st rank 2nd Rank swimming ? Your trunks are wet you can't come in. Its Girls Day not Family Day you Moron!What is that hair Pie a Ringer!!!!!!!Cinders, kelly Slides, a spleen Ruptured ? None of this can be happening.Over the steps, card games, Basketball , softball, Football , green Valley Charges Practice ?Hmmmmmm............as you walk thru the storm hold your head up highhhhhhh, don't be affraid of the dark......walk on
Well why I am waiting for the fog too roll in one of these nights. I had Blat and Slat over to the bunker, told them of my plans and asked them too help me out. They picked me up and carried me outside and went back in. I am standing out on the road through the Ville right now just shaking my head. This language is fucked up.. Blat!! Slat!! come on out man, time too hit the rack. What the fuck is that noise. Jumps into the bunker. Quit puching my fuckin bed, GET!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS.........
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