Saturday, July 23, 2011

"Today Is The 23rd Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.

Mornin, doing a post this early because I woke up and have monkey mind.. You ever get monkey mind?  That is my term for the early morning wake up and can't go back too sleep syndrome.  Start thinking about everything bad that has ever happened or will happen too you in this life. The more you try too sleep the worse it gets.. Monkey Mind, I got it good this morning..  I figured if there is anything that can get me too sleep it would be taking a walk through the Ville.  I go outside the bunker and this wall of heat says, are you nuts Monkey Mind go back too sleep.. I walk over too the critters, and Mere is standing on his toes looking into Sammys hole.. Not that hole, the hole in the tree.  Yo Mere, what are you doing up this early.. Hattooona Mattadda fuck you Simple.  I got Monkey Mind simple.. This weather reminds me of back home in the Savanna's of Africa.  Aw, you homesick Mere.. Fuck no, I said this weather reminds me of it I didn't say I liked it.  You are one wise ass Kat. Look over at the Slavs they have an air conditioner purring away outside their tent, it is facing into the woods. I guess one of those piney green frogs is nice and cool.. I see their feet hanging out their tent.  They can't hang ten anymore, they only have 16 toes between them.  The goat is in there with them, smells like the small mammal house at the zoo..Greeny and Sammy are ARKIN and Whistlin away..Nice too vistit this fuckin Menagerie you people got me into.. Guess I'll go back in the bunker and try and see if I can nap for about ten hours. Hey Plain your probably just getting home from your card game.  HI!!!  Let's go hit the rack Mere...Climbing back into the rack, Mere is staring at me, his eyeballs are popped out but they are all red and bloodshot..Look Mere I came in Here to try to go back too sleep. Please quit staring at me and shut your fucking eyes..Just want too stare some more Simple then I will go to sleep.. Mere if you don't shut your fucking eyes in about 1 nano second I am going to poke them out with that sword over there. Don't get violent Simple, I am going to sleep.  Go ahead and shut your eyes Simple you know I am not staring at you.. Go ahead.. Hattooona Matadda Simple fuck you.. What zzzzz waszzzzz that Merezzzzzzzzz..Nothing Simple, got my eyeballs glued to his head.  I am going to take over this menagerie someday, and all Simple will do is clean up around here.  Oh, that is all he does anyway..

5 comments:

Plain said...

Simple I think your trying to get our Goat, by the Mere fact,Your Getting SQuirreley if that is Possible.What is this Monkey Bussiness you speak of?And you said you were going out last nite we could of invaded Sugar House I didn't play cards.Just laid back and watched the Phillies. Speaking of which,rember when I said Hammeles might be a good bet for winning most games, if they hit for him he might have at least 4 more wins.But we shall see what the second half brings, I may have just gave him the kiss of Death.And if you ever need to go back to sleep put on a Nancy Pelosie speech if you want to go into a coma put on Obuma from the "Shit House" smirks and walks away

Simple said...

Hey Plain, heading for the SugarBoat or OutHouse or something of that nature.. Somebody do TAPS. I got another jackpot in me. J Mc knows that too be true..

Jim Mc said...

Yes I do. Good luck and be careful at the bar..LOL Watch for strangers unless your taking Plain then he can look out, just tip him once and a while......Maybe he can bring his Big Bertha and tee off with anybody fucking with you....

Hey Monk, glad you are still with us. A one Vinnie Cardillo said to say hi. Don't know if you knew Terry Fitzpatrick or Andy Fecther or Pat Duffy they are all gone now. I hear no more solid dose in the Fort and state of the art liquid department if they don't close it and make it offices.

Strebor said...

Simple, stop monkeying around, it is just too, too, too hot. Wonder how many Phillies and Padres will keel over today with the game starting at 4:00, which is the height of the hotness. Some fans toppled over last night. I love our Phils but there is no way I could sit and watch them on days like we are going thru right now. They look a lot better on TV and I will be cool!!!!!! Have a great day guys and stay cool!!!!!!!!!!

strebor said...

Well it seems that the ville has been deserted sooooooooooooooo, hope all is well with everyone..
good night & God Bless..........
TAPS
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the lakes
from the hills
from the sky,
all is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh!