Wednesday, July 27, 2011

"Today Is The 27th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Fightin's looking good.  Trade rumors swirling as usual at this time of year.  Worley looks like a keeper too me.  Of course I have seen many of these young pitchers come up during the year, and even in September call ups, and have phenomenal start only to become fifth starters or bullpen help, or relegated out of baseball. Bystrom comes to mind. I am sure you can think of a few others.  If there is one guy I would like to see them get it is the right fielder from Houston, Hunter Pence, he seems too be a fine young ball player.  Anybody else, I hope they keep what they got.. Old Charlie keeps cryin for a right handed bat..Mayberry should hit him over the head with his..The guy has been great since he came back up..I don't know what you guys think, but they have the best team in baseball, why mess with the best, but that is why I am in the Ville and Ruben and the boys are General Managers.  It is still fun talking about it with your friends.  That really is what makes sports so integral to me, sharing the games, commenting on what you think, sharing the game itself with family and friends.  It is definitely a chance too get away from the every day bullshit of life.. Keep smokin Phils you guys are fun too watch. On another sports note.  I see the eagles go to training camp today. Big fuckin deal, I don't know how anybody can be up Lehigh today to watch this shit..One last time. Please Beetlejuice (Lurie) Arnold Stang (Banner) Andy Piggy Greid (Andy Reid) Michael Prick (Michael Vick) Please, Please, LEAVE!!! take Cataldi, Morgani, Rhea, Eskin and the whole fuckin flock of Jerk Offs that run WIP 610., and too think years ago I used too listen too that shit..Many a morning in the truck, or car the first voice I heard was Cataldi, what a way too start your day.. No wonder I am a miserable prick.. I think Eskin put a story out there that Brett Favre was going to be the back up quarterback.. Please let that happen, I would love too see that soap opera unfold.. Can you imagine Mr. Retirement being a back up. Oh my, that ego would blow.. He would be on his knees on the sidelines praying too his God too make the dog killer pay for his sins, you know like a blown knee.. Welcome to Philly Brett (gagging).  What else, oh yeah chain game..I guess I'll give this another try..Hey give me some sports today.. Weigh in on the Phils and eagles. Like too hear your take..
tennis
ball
game
time
out
back
side
line
up
your nose with a rubber hose.
Hey I am catching on too the Chain Game!!!

20 comments:

Strebor said...

I agree with you on not changing anything with the Phillies. Why fix something when it isn't broke? They are exciting to watch and never cease to entertain. In fact, and I think I said this before, they are the best entertainment in town. Don't even want to discuss the Jailbirds; I have no interest at all. You did good on the word chain game! Have to do some later; have a busy morning. BBL

Jim Mc said...

I agree with you on the Fightins...Utley is unequaled and they critized his rehab and why it took so long. H knew what he was doing. We all know our own bottles. When he hit that inside the park that knee was fine. He did it his way and didn't rush it. I have some concern about Kendrick. He scares me and Worley seems to be the real thing....early yet but he looks like he has it. The Eagles are just up the road...Went up there the first year they were there and the only thing nice about it was Lehigh U. It is a beautiful place. Other than that no big deal. BBL for chain stuff.........

Jim Mc said...

BOTTLES should be bodies.lol

Simple said...

Hey J Mc. I know my own bottles....

Simple said...

Whoa!! Whoa!! Whoa!! Where is Plain, playing with his balls along with the other Toads.. Why are they called the Toads. I thought Butchie Welte and those guys were the Toads. Couldn't they come up with something original. Like Toadettes or Ball Whackers..Stole the name Toads from Butchie and the guys..That is called plagiarism, and we never do that at the Ville. gag cough cough gag.. Chocking on my words..

Strebor said...

J.Mc I thought you meant everybody knows their own battles. Actually would have made more sense than bodies (bottles/battles. Chase Utley "you are the man".

OK here goes:

up
down
side
arm
pit
bull
shit
head
out
front
yard
stick
ball
player

and,

chicken
egg
plant
trees
branches
out
field
lily
white
black
eye
lash

And, for now, that'ssssssssss all folks!

Plain said...

I do belive we had a Bet Simple 10 to one you gave me I took Hammels to win the most games smirks.

Lets see I hope the Eagles don't win a game.I hate Mike Prick and anyone that likes him , smirks.

The Toads are called Toads because it means"Tee Off and dont stop"


Toads
frogs
leap
jump
Propel
airborne
land
sea
ship
out
in
around
close
near
far
away
gone
and thats what I am now Gone,BUTTTTTTIn the words of
Gen.MacArthur " I Shall return"

Simple said...

I don't think I am the only one that doesn't know how too play this game. I am going back to A-Z.
about
face
off
on
off
on
off
Come on not again. This game is too easy...

Simple said...

Plain to the best of my knowledge I have no remembrance of that bet you just threw out there. What did you do dream that up while you were walking and ah whacking.. Hamels most wins and I gave you 10 to 1. I don't think so, must have been one of your tee off and don't stop buddies...

plain said...

Well you said you would take the other four, untill I said well Hammels will be Pitching against all the Number 4's and even Blanton will ge getting some Number 1's. Then you tried to weazel out of it but I wouldn't let ya, smirks I rember it well Simple.

Plain said...

And yes Simple we never finished A to Z we got to X and never finished so we should pick up tomorrow with Xenophobia, everone should have a few of those .

Jim McCool said...

Phillies Out
Cigar Back
Ashes Again
To Dust Faster (LOL)
Pan Please
Fried Me
Chicken Thank You
Wings
It
Happens
Upon
Stumble
Bum
Rap
Up
Next
Time
Zone
Out

Jim McC said...

They kinda ran togetherk, figure it out. The first 6 only should be separate....How fucked up am I? Sorry Sister Mary ann

Plain said...

The Scary thing Finn McCool Is I Understood IT.Now I know what Simple means when he says he understands mine.because none of us practice this or talk about what we talk about beforehand.i liked to be just as supprized as anyone else what comes out of my Mouth.

Catey where the hell are ya ?I promise I wont bring up you spitting all over and peeing your Pants.

Plain said...

And Jaynine we want you back too!get in here girl we need your help.

Plain said...

The Truth is This Adminstration is spending 4.1 Billion Dollars Everyday.
The Thruth is 50 % of the people in this country don't pay any Taxes.
The truth is the top 9 % who pay taxes Pay 70 % of the Taxes.
The Truth is the coverment takes in 200 Billion in taxes everyday and can pay the Social Security, The Military,Medicare,all the Bills come too 190 Billion and Obama Decides who dosn't get Paid either Goverment workers or Social Security and the Military.
The truth is This Adminstration has spent more than all the other ones together from George Washington til now.
The Truth is it's not 9.1 % unemployed it's 19 % they dont count the people that go off the unemployment Rolls.
The Truth is there are 15 million people out of work.
The Truth is the Sheep will still follow. Smirks

Simple said...

Plain, are you the Truth?
Truth is: I think Obumba and his henchmen, and the henchmen before Obuma and his henchmen, should all forfeit their pay and their pensions. I think that all those assholes that are in prison collecting pensions for work not done, should stop getting paid (DUH). I think that these fucking child molesting sons of bitches should all die...Now, that is the Truth.., and you know I gotta lot more truth than that..

Strebor said...

Aha, the Truth has been revealed. Right on! Instead of scaring all the people on Soc. Sec. start telling the retired senators and congressmen THEY will not be getting pension checks, as Simple noted.

Simple said...

Hey Plain, I must admit, I now remember that bet..,I just thought it was combined wins..lol!
Truth be told today and hopefully everyday here at the Ville. Walked alone along Main St. Ville tonite, not much of a Street more like a dirt road..Varmints and critters all over the place. Saw a flock of Turkey hens and their kids, must have been 50 of them. I immediately got tired looking at all that trichtavane. I have no idea how you spell that stuff that makes ya tired.. Our critters have been quite except for Greeny arkin about his new plumage, you might think green is beautiful the way he arks about it. Give it up you annoying son of a bitch.. Alright Mere time to close up shop..get down off your toes and put your eyeballs back in their sockets, and no staring tonight, deal.. Come on Simple be a sport can't I stare just a little bit. No, Mere no staring just shut your eyes or I am putting you out with the Slavs. SLAM!!!! What the hell was that.. I shut my eyes Simple...Hattoona Mattadda fuck you Simple..Too beat to argue Mere. Just having you shut those fucking eyeballs is todays greatest accomplishment.
Hattoona Matadda my friends. OOPPPS! I mean. "Stay Out Of Harms Way." TAPS..............

The "Truth" said...

the Truth will be here shortly