Friday, July 1, 2011
"Today Is The 1st Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, July she will fly.. Ah, just like May and June before her..Guess Who said POOOOOFFFFFF. Last night. As far as I am concerned that says it all about yesterday, and June. POOOOOFFFFFFF!! Gone. WOW! Slow down you move to fast, ya gotta make the mornin last, just skippin down the cobblestones lookin for, well you know the rest. We were just runnin down the cobblestones, weren't we??? Well here it is VODKADAY!!! and maybe a trip to Sugar House still have another one left in me Plain. I have been telling you all summer, you don't listen Plain maybe you have that ADD or something of that nature. I don't know how many posts and TAPS I can do this weekend, so I would appreciate any citizen that wants to please jump in and help. I might be on a mission for a day or two, too drink a few cool beverages at the watering hole of my choice. Oh Man, crossed rt. 70 this morning and the traffic heading out to Long Beach Island and Sea Side Heights is miles long. Have a great time sheople. I saw one kid trying to tear his way out of a restraining seat, that Chuck Yeager couldn't get out of, his head looked like a Jersey Tomato. I mean bright red and angry, the mother was leaning over the seat of the SUV, smacking at him or her, and her head was redder than the kids. They will probably arrive at their shore destination by 5 P.M. hope the air conditioner in the SUV don't give out, and I hope the air conditioner in the rental unit works. Oh yeah they had two other kids strapped in that were yepling it up pretty good, but not as bad as Yeager, he was freaking out man. You figure they probably woke his strung out ass up at 5A.M. lets go Chuck we are heading for the shore for the Fourth Of July. There will be rides and miniature golf, and the beach, and fire works. Wake up Chucky! Charles I can't wake this kid up. CHARLES!! CHARLES!!! What Natalie I am loading the SUV, can't you even wake a kid up. I'll wake him up, throws a cup of cold water on Chucky's face.. Get up you little wretch.. Maria and Tommy quit fighting, I'm gonna punch you silly.. CHARLES!! CHARLES!!! What NATALIE, what are you having your PMS today.. Fuck you Charles, just load the SUV. I'll take care of everything else, you don't do shit around here anyway.. Well they started out on the right foot, I guess that means they were not militarily correct as that is left, right, left....So, now they are sitting in traffic with visions of Mcdonald's wrappers floating around their heads.. The windows are down, that mean no air conditioning. Chucky just wants out of the whole mess, and Maria is straining so hard from her restraining chair to grab Tommys hair that she is chocking herself. Natalie is fanning herself and leaning back in her seat, telling Charles she feels like she is going to faint. Some guy just buzzed Charles on a motorcycle and gave him the finger.. Have a great trip to the shore and a wonderful Fourth Of July.. Be back later..
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Well almost ready to strap myself in my jet, and head to SugarHouse, with Phil The Thrill from Cherry Hill. My cousin, and I hope Plain. I have another jackpot in me Plain, but I know it is more important too whack your balls.. Maybe you will take a hint and put some black face on and come on down.. If I don't get remote, will someone please do TAPS. (hopes that isn't asking too much.) and maybe a post. (I know that is asking a lot.) Just think what this place will look like when I get back. No plans, just rolling out for the Fourth.. Everyone. "Stay Out Of Harms Way." and have a great time in whatever way you choose...Gotta love Plain and Simple 7000 hits and moving on..
Have a geat 4th everyone and Simple I hope you have one big one left. I want to see you on Action News holding a big check, although I wouldn't want the publicity my self. I really hate bringing this up but I just saw on the news that there is a Baboon running around Jersey somewhere. I hope he doesn't decide to settle with all the critters, (they don't watch the news, do they?) Wouldn't that be a big surprise when you get home.LLLLOOOOOLLLL A fucking Baboon. Well put that out of your mind and have a party this weekend.
I have wack my Balls already did my 3 miles and feel great.Waited at CJ's& Exc's again for ya and then I had to call ya to find out your heading to Sugar House. Ive really soured on that friggin Place Simple lost the last 4 times ive been there.Six hundred a crack even my wiccan ways can't beat them. And yes I do rember the trips to the shore back in the conastoga days we took the Black Horse Pike seemed like weeks to get there.My uncle always drove us there we didnt have a car he had a Thunderbird. There was only 5 kids Two Parents Grandmom and my Uncle Dave!!!!!! Nine of us in a friggin Thunderbird I was left at the Gas Station twice on those trips. (Now that I think of it my Mother used to starch my underwear and put Road maps in my lunch)But they did come back for me I hated staying at that gas Station for a week tho........I'm kidding they came back and were always pissed there mad at me and the whole family was like the friggin Griswolds.And every year I would get lost on the Beach the first year it was an accident but the next 4 years on purpose . I got ice cream and got to play games with the life guards it was the best, more fun than the rides on the boardwalk. My Mother would come in crying and so happy to see me yelling omg Charles he's okay thank God while Charles was mumbling the lil sob.Charles was no dummie he knew, but the temptation was to great to pass up, especially since I was in the trunk most of the way down, then left at the Gas station. Well all I know was it was dark most of the way down and we left at 7 in the morning. I mean in those days first one up was best dressed, I had all hand me downs, I dressed then like the kids do today my pants down around my knees shoes 4 times to big, you could fit 3 of my necks in my shirts.(He'll grow into them)all hand me downs!I'm just happy my sister was younger than me, I'd Hate to see me in some of the Hats she had to wear lmaoooooooooooooo.But ya know what there was nothing but love and I wouldn't change a thing.My Parents only got married for the rice but we all loved each other, and thats the way it was.
Happy 4th of July to all of ya I'm heading out Card Game then maybe run into Simple.Fin Mc Cool save some bail money.
Gottacha all covered. Good luck
Well the boys are out painting the town. Me, I am going to make a run down to Florence and 206 and look for the baboon. As Plain and Simple would say, Stay Out of Harms Way and have a good night and a better day tomorrow......Calling TAPS......
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