Sunday, July 3, 2011
Today is the 3rd Day Of July In The Year of Our Lord 2011
Top of the Marrin to ye Lads & Lassies the Suns come out and all's Quiet in the Ville. Ape-olen was captured late last nite when they all fell asleep drunk.The State Police weren't sure which one was the Baboon, so they waited and took DNA once the clan fell asleep.So Ape-olen is back in Great adventure! Greeny and Sammy are telling Splat and Blat they should go protest with signs outside Great Adventure and really show there ass.We really need Simple back here to restore order. Throws up my hands and walks away.
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Whew!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wipes the sweat off my forehead thankful that the baboon did not become a permanent member of the menagerie. He is one mean looking sob.
Whoa I am still remote. travelling around trying to recruit. If there is any monkey business going on in the Ville, I aint going back till Tuesday. Well I ain't going back till Tuesday anyway. I was walking down Manayunk Ave at 5AM I had a red white and blue ribbon on with a bottle of vodka hanging off of it. Cop asked me what I thought I was doing. I told him I was a long time participant in the 4th of July Parade. He told me if I wasn't off the street in 5 minutes the only marching I was gonna do was to the police station Ran over too Phil The Thrill who was hiding in the car. I tried to get in but the door was locked. He told me he couldt take no more. So I slept in Freddy Turtles Yard had a hamburger at Webers and went home to Fleming St. Oh that was 55 years ago. Sorry I have been on the road too long. I am heading back the AA field for some birch beer and a straight jacket
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Yes Yes that baboon was making a real ass of Himself.Now we have to get Blat & Splat to quit showing there ass.I want this place Dis -Assedteress, by the time Simple gets back.because Simple will be very jealous, he always said if there's going to be an ass around here it's going to be me.And I hate bragging about my friends but Simple maybe the Biggest and smartest ass I know!!!!nods and walks away.
Thanks for the smart ass compliment Plain.....................I think. Was that a knock on my Simple Ass or were you saying I was a smart ass. Like smart brain wise. I get it I am a smart ass. Like a wise ass. I'll take that any day over the names I have been called. Making some refreshing tropical drinks for anybody that wants one here is the recipe Cant find the period on this puter
First you need a blender. Hey there's the period.
2. fill it with ice.
3. 1/4 captain morgan spiced rum
4 can't find the period/ 1/4 Baileys Irish creme.
5. 1/4 coco lobo mix
6. 1/4 pina colada mix
7. 1/2 of a banana steel it off the baboon.
turn the blender on full blast. Pour yourself a little taste of Key West Paradise. Don't worry you won't get drunk you can only drink two of them.
Still on the road. Sunday night into Monkday. Holiday for the sheople. We thank you. I wonder how Natalie and Charles made out in Long Beach Island. This is no shit there were some heavy storms out that way.. Oh well a day or two in a motel room with no air conditioning and the wee ones is still probably a blast, and tomorrow they get to pack on up and take it on home. Me too. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS.......
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