Mornin, Woke up this mornin, and there was The Mere Kat way up on his toes staring at me. He must have been awake for sometime as hi eyeballs were touching my forehead. Hatoona Matadda Simple fuck you.. Hatoonna Matadda Mere.. What was that you said after Hatoona Mattadda?? Nothing Simple.. I heard something Mere, sounded like fuck you.. I would never say that too you Simple.. Listen we are having a BBQ today would you like to join us, we are going further into the pines at the lake with the little cabin.. I don't think so Mere. I'm just gonna hang around the Ville today.. These critters better get with the program I got a feelin they don't like me..They ain't doing me in. I will booby trap their area and get them all if I find out hey are planning a coup..ARK come with us Simple come with us Simple. No thanks Greeny, just listen to everything that is said and ARK it up to me later. Any more stories on famous Philadadelphians let me here them..
Not much for the All Star Game but the National League did win, when the Phils play in the World Series they will have home field advantage..That's a good thing..Later
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How about that, seven foot one stud from Overbrook, one Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain. You think he would be remembered by all his feats on a basketball court, but noooooooo!! not in Philly Town. Here is a guy that proclaimed in his book to bedding something like 26,000 women. Is that possible?? I mean do the math..Do the time involved. Unless he told them he would be there for three seconds and then jot their names down as a conquest, he would not have the time.. Would he? Would they? That is a lot of sex, that is a lot of women, that is a lot of dinners, dancing and hiding. I don't think it is possible. What is the take here at the Ville. Blowhard or SuperStud? Hell I don't think Seattle Slew had that many women..
Well Simple I know he dated that Midget she was like 3ft8in he was nuts over her.............haaaaaaaaaa chit Now back to the Fondling Fathers That John Handcock you know what they say about men with big signatures.......All men aren't created equal trust me, I know Handcock And Frankin worked many hours into the nite on the delerationand mmm looks around nods there were rumors they there was a lil hanky panky going on.And there were some great things that came out of there nite adventures a big one was one nite it was so hot Big Ben took his jacket off then his shirt And Handcock told him he has the right to Bare Arms so they put that in there too, nods.Franklin told him great Idea and if you get too hot we can work in our skivies it dont matter to me.And Handcock told big Ben I wouldn't mind seeing that powered wig Balled up on my bedroom floor.And ben smiled and said well let me do a lil Plagerism and say this If to wit I may" Give me liberty or give me sex" and they both giggled.
WOW!! Plain those founders were some randy devils..I know Old Tommy Jefferson had it for a few of the black women he kept in cabins out back of his ranch. I don't think Mrs. J had any idea. Don't forget the internet wasn't invented yet. These guys now a days gotta really be careful, seems like a lot of them get caught, although I know there are still many out there that don't. You would think that the people in the public eye would be a little more careful of what they send across that internet, sooner or later somebody is going to recognize their Weiners..
I Know I know Simple even Chris Handson got caught cheating the dude from Dateline so ya knever know the only one they say of the foundling Fathers that was gay was Alexander Hamilton there are reports that some were bi but who does these studies and other than the letters that Hamilton wrote to John Laurens saying I love you and Laurens calling him My Dear what proof is there ?
Good afternoon......was down on Houghton St. today for Pizza with Mom and Dad. Driving down there sure brings back a lot of memories. I see that if there is a 3 x 3 piece of property they build something on it. Bells Mill Rd. and Henry Ave. are nice with paving finished. Every once in a while I go down the Ridge to Monastery and see what has changed. Almost everything, but it still looks ok. A new era, new memories for other kids. I hope they have as much fun as we did.
Can't do better than Plain & Simple's famous Philadelphian stories. J. McC, no kids will ever enjoy the ville like we did. Memories light the corners of my mind (does that mean I have a square head?) misty water color memories of the Way We Were!
The way we were hmmmmm makes me think.The kids dress today the way we used to have to ! The hand me down generation we were. And there's no disipline today. i saw this young couple from Chestnut Hill tell there kids come on Buffy come on Biff it's time to go and Buffy and Biff said nooooooo we arent going. And Mom said I'm going to count 1 ,2 , 3, and Biff goes 4, 5, 6, now what? And Dad say's your going to get a time out you keep this up !!!! Can you see Chooch Morris or Irish Keebler when they say lets go and one of us saying no.Next thing you would here is I'll come over there and break your legs you lil Bastard and they were coming to do it you never thought of saying no. Thats what's wrong with this world today there is no Disipline or fear of God anymore. It's a crazy world out there, nods I think we should kill them all..............turn out the lightsssssssssss the party's overrrrrrrrrr
R E S P E C T IS GONE, BABY, GONE!
Jimmy Mc shoulda stopped down Shurs and Pechin and said Hi to Floyd, Plain may have even been there. As for respect, it is definitely waning. I guess that saying I'll break you legs ran in every family, I heard that almost every day. Philly stories were good, I got some phone calls asking me if any of it were true. I told them Plains take on the signing of the Declaration Of Independence sounded true too me.., Oh yeah and Big Ben blowin off his Captain Toe with lightening, and saying shocking things the rest of his life was also true, and oh yeah, the Cock in Hand story another truism, and of course talking Mere Kats, Drunken Goats, ARKIN Parrots, Super Squirrels, Slavs living in a tent. It is all true.. The names have been changed too protect the innocent.. Love You Guys... Hattoonna Mattadda Simple fuck you. Hatoona Mattadda Mere, what was that?? What was what Simple? After you said Hatoona Matadda, you say anything else?? No, Hattoonna Mattaddda fuck you Simple was it.. I heard something just then Mere. No you can't hear Simple. Oh Yeah, I thought I heard something.... "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS.................
Get your eyeballs off me Mere..
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