Mornin, Afternoon, Evening, what is the difference. Where the hell is Plain??? I think he really did think he got married, and went on a honeymoon..If he is golfing today he is fried..
Anyway made it back finally, and the place is a mess. There are not critters around, just trash and you got it, empty bottles of booze. I did find a Slav toe outside my bunker and some goat tracks leading into the pines. There were Fred Flintstone foot prints right behind the goat prints so, it looks like a chase was on.. Maybe the goat had his toe.., and he got the goats goat.. I don't know right now and it is too hot for an all out investigation. Later tonight I should find out.. Come back Plain, if you think I don't miss you, you are sadly mistaken, but if you are on a honeymoon cruise or still dancing down the ridge, I want you too know the Tuxedo police are after you. Your zoot suit was supposed to be returned today..Just keep doing the zoot struut boogie and fuck them...
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Hmmmmmmm Something is Festering inside me Oh I know what it is That friggin Uncle Fester remark. I'd come after ya Simple but (smirks0 I'm on the down LO wit Jo Lo shhhhh don't tell anybody.Actually i might have a chance her hubby might be the only guy I'm better looking than. or she has a Bad case of Cataractes and i'm still in the running.Yep the Son got married and I'm an emptey nester, you can here echos in the house, in theeeeeee houssssse.Anywho I'll be back.
Come on Plain, Uncle Fester is better looking than Louis the Lizard!!LOL. Don't Fester too long go get JLO. She is a free woman and you are an official, empty nester..
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?????
Am I the only Simpleton that notices things around here. I hardly ever know what Plain is talkin about..and J Mc seems to never know what day or date or time it is..Man this menagerie is fucked up.. There are toes and a gray suit, green feathers a piece of a horn, empty bottles, piece of beaver tail, front teeth with a nut stuck in them, and I can't find any critters or Slavs. Or, Slavs or critters. Oh, that is my suit, where the fuck are my boots and tie. No wonder I can't have any nice clothes, I keep losing them..OH!! here is a boot, now let me start looking around for the other one. BILLY!!! What happend to your horn?? You OK?? NAAHHHH!! Slavs break your horn?? YAAHHHHHHH!! Were you drunk?? NAAHHHHHH!! Do you know they are?? NAHHHHHHH!! I found a toe one human on Mere Kat. I gotta find these critters before they hurt somebody. What the fuck am I talkin about there ain't nobody here to hurt..
Glad to hear that Plain & Simple are still alive, although, not sure what kind of shape either one is in. One is sobbing about being an empty nester and trying to hook up with JLo, and the other, has returned to find a wrecked menagerie. Oh well, that is nothing new. Keep on keeping on!!
Time to rally the Menagerie and send them on a covert op to discover who is ruining the Statues at the Catholic Churchs in Jersey. Have a Vodka meeting and give them some clues and let them go. Case Closed in no time.......
The empty nester is in for a whole new life. It is different. Quiet anyway....Just the wife to talk to......LOL and he had better listen.....or pretend to be .....
I will try to get my days and months straight, but not working sometimes it is like Groud-Hog Day.
Bring all the critters into the house because of the heat. Good luck with that. Watching the ball game with a cheering section should be different. Cheese Curls will do it.
You got the easy part Simple , I don't know what i'm talking about. Like a thunder storm knocking down a stage in Canada.And the name of the band was Cheap Trick. Sounds like a John Smith to me.
Wait JLo dumped her Hubby ? Damn I knew i shouldn't have called.
Go get em Plain, she dumped, Marc Anthony or Julius Caesar or Blatavius
Slovatius, never mind on that last one he is one of the Slavs..PHEW!!
Like I said go away for the weekend, and the Ville is teetering on destruction.. I stuck my head up to peek outside and Mere was staring in the window..He came in and got in his rack, he stinks.. I see the Slavs stumbling into their tent, one of them is missing another toe. Billy is passed out by the tree, and Sammy is sucking on a nut, looks like all he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth. Greeny ain't so green anymore as most of its feathers are ripped out..I hate that fuckin parrot. Well the critters are back, I will form a cleanup detail tomorrow, and get this place back in shape. Yeah dream on Simple.. Hope Plain is OK and has his dancin shoes ready. "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS...........
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