Mornin, July she will fly. Movin on. Baseball started up again last night. It is hard to believe that this season is more than half over. This Phillies team has brought a lot of fun and camaraderie to the old neighborhoods, and it is a good thing for family and friends too get together and watch this team play. We didn't have teams like this growing up. The Phillies were pretty bad. Enjoy this run, I think it will go on for some time...
On another subject it is VODKADAY, some work too finish up, then over the good old Ben Franklin, wedding time with my other family, The Morris's. I am one fortunate human being that this wonderful family includes me in all of their celebrations and then some..They are the best. Today I wish Terry and Linda and their son Kevin and his bride too be Kristan all the best this world can provide. I am honored to be part of their big day. Having said that, Hey Plain what time does my chopper arrive?? You know I ain't driving..LOL!! See you later today. Hey guys chime in with anything to do with Weddings, you know sorta A-Z little game time..I'm going to try my abc's..
A. Altar (come on you have too have some kind of altar for a wedding)
B. Bride (come on you have to hava a Bride to have a Wedding. Well I ain't sure about any of these new laws.)
C. Cumber-bun. (Something that Plain will be playing with for about two hours today..)
10 comments:
Have a great time and convey my best wishes to all.
D - Day & Date -c'mon you have to have the day and date to have a wedding)
E - Evening clothes -c'mon you have to have fancy clothes for a wedding) last time I will use this phrase
F - Father of the Bride - well sometimes you have to have the Father of the Bride, and also the groom) leading me into the next -
G - Groom
H - Hairdresser to get all the fancy coifs going
I - Indigestion after imbibing in all the good food and drink
J - Jostling around by the photographer to take pictures & joking around by the crazy-ass citizens of the ville
K - kisses
L - Love
that's all guys, please take it from here as I will be remote for a few days. Have a great weekend all!
Sorry guys that anon was me. TYPO
M-----Morris's, Have to have them
N-----Nuptials.....I DO (Famous Last words)
O-----Our friends and family
P-----Prayers
Q-----Quandry......There always is one
R-----Rock and Roll
S-----Simple... Have to have one of them
T-----Terrific Time
U-----Ushers
V-----Vows....The Hard Part
W-----Wishes from everyone
X-----X-Rays for Simple when he takes a Header doing the Watuzzi
Y-----Yawning.....no one will be yawning at this one
Z-----Zeal of the Bride and Groom for the Wedding and Honeymoon
Good luck and have a great day. May the couple be happy forever.
Honey Moon at the Ville?
Alright let me try a couple A-Z. I already did ABC
D-Drinks (Simple will be there)
E-Eats (Who cares as long as there are drinks)
F-Fart I guarantee you somebody always farts at a wedding.
G-Gown (White for the Bride)
H-
I-
J-
K-Kids What would a wedding be without the wee ones.
L-Limo used to be drunken drivers..
M-Money Gotta whack the Bride and Groom up with some cash.
N-
O-
P-Plain, dressed up like a Plainguin that is a Plain Penguin.
Q-
R-Reception Party Time
S-
T-Tuxedo. Plainguin.
U-
U-Undergarment that would be a garter.
V-Vows (more famous last words.
W-White Wedding Gown.
X-One of the X's has too be there.
Y-
Z-ShareSeesta Little known fact these are the words used in a Bantu wedding ceremony in Africa..As the Bride and
Groom dance to the altar with gyrations that no one can comprehend, the families gather around and applaud. As the pass a group of elders, a chicken with it's head popped off is thrown at them, to show them that they always have to keep their heads on straight.. As they march by some younger tribesman, cow manure is thrown at them, to remind them never to treat each other like shit. Then as the ceremony is completed the Groom Yells ShareSeesta. That means that before he gets to be with his bride he has too try out her younger sister.. If he likes the younger sister which he cannot hide under his pouch. He is immediately castrated and his nuts are thrown to the dogs. The bride then gets too choose whoever she wants for her husband.. The castrated block is relegated to cleaning up the shit and chicken heads. You can always hear them mumbling. When do they give me my nuts back.. If he only knew he would have kept his member under control.. You heard it here first at Plain and Simple..
That Z was supposed to be ZHARESEESTA
That's why they call me Simple..
Well it's off to the Ben Franklin, I know a quarter won't work. I guess Plain isn't going to say hello because he is riding up and down Ridge Ave. in a Limo too make sure he gets his moneys worth.. I heard he is yelling fuck Obuma!!! Man is incorrigible
No No I would never yell anything like that. I dont think, you have to be carefull what you say nowadays, nods I heard the gardner at the Whitehouse( which is now known as the Outhouse) was arrested all he doing was walking back into the Rose Garden the Secret Service stopped him he said I'm going in there and get that HO and Spade locked him right up haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chit
Wedding TAPS tonight. Hope all went well and everyone gets home safe. See you all at Reveille.
""Today is The 16th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.""
Tonight is another Wedding TAPS. Didn't see any thing on Action News so I guess the Marriage went off without a HITCH. Got a call from the Goat and they are all partying until Monday or Tuesday. Tearing the Ville up again, no supervision. Hope all are having a great weekend and stay out of harms way for the remainder of the weekend.
Now I lay me down to sleep
etc.etc.etc.
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